Speaking of suspicions, there's another rumor going around the office, which was probably started by commie bastards. Yes, there's been talk of unionizing. Now, the management (Jr.) of Company X has worked hard to make sure that the peons don't band together and ask for luxuries such as "workers' rights" or "a constant supply of oxygen". If a union does bully its way in, it will have to use strongarm tactics. More on this as it develops.